Me and the boys stirring shit with the void entity that lives in the darkness beyond the basketball court on 22 winthrin street
That is incredibly specific @voidfire-studios is there something you wanna tell us?
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
mother nature stepped in on this too because just the other week a tourist died climbing Uluru. leave it alone.
This is off-topic for my blog but here are three reasons why you shouldn’t climb Uluru:
- it’s dangerous, people have died climbing it and many more have been injured.
- it damages the rock, you can see where the trail is because of all the wear and because there’s obviously no bathrooms on top there’s a whole lot of rubbish, used toilet paper and tampons on top further ruining the environment for future generations.
- THE TRADITIONAL OWNERS HAVE ASKED YOU NOT TOO. Imagine if people were climbing, shitting on and leaving used tampons on a site significant to you (a church, war memorial, a place of cultural significance i.e. the Louvre.
I will also add that there’s plenty of other stuff to do around there: a tour about the cultural significance of Uluru and the surrounding area, a walk around the rock and watching sunrise and sunset on the rock.
Also btw it’s called Uluru not Ayer’s Rock now.
Aboriginal elders in conjunction with the Australian government are taking away the rope that allows people to free climb and starting guided tours around the region telling people about the origin stories that make Uluru so sacred to them. They want your tourism! They want to share their stories! They do NOT want you to clamber over and damage their ancestors.
you’re NOT born gay, for the last time. you CHOSE that when you listen to chocolate by the 1975, colours by halsey and sweater weather by the neighborhood when you were 12 in 2015
Men be like “Let me just play Devil’s Advocate” like no, Shut up. You are the Devil
This post Has Influenced Me Beyond Reason.. Yesterday a man said to me “well, to be devil’s advocate-” and I said “there’s no ‘advocate’, men are the devil and when you speak its with his tongue” and he stared at me until be both awkwardly laughed bc i momentarily was haunted by a Victorian feminist ghost
I once had a guy I was arguing with tell me he was being the devils advocate and I replied “self advocating? that’s a bold move.” and I don’t think I’ve ever felt that powerful in my life
US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes:
- girl scouts selling cookies
- garbage disposals
- regular school assemblies
can’t believe i forgot
- serious school sports teams
- spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)
I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists
one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo
it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there.
i have never seen cats and at this point i don’t think i want to
The new Cats trailer came out and I’m actually gonna start screaming
Hollywood: hey do y’all want some weirdly hyperrealistic furry characters with weird mocap, uncanny designs and an overall look that makes you want to throw up?
I was just complaining about how bad the Cats film looks and how it should have just been animated and apparently that was an idea that later got scrapped
I’ve never been more upset
It gets better: Spielburg was going to be producing it, and the reason it was scrapped was because the animation studio that was going to make it ended up closing down, and as a result the project was scrapped.
I’ll even one up you on it, said animated film had designs done by the Kung Fu Panda character designer :”D
this is a signal boost. please share it, for the love of god, media doesn’t cover this enough
yesterday my city held its first pride parade. we were warned by the far right that they won’t allow it to happen, we knew it was going to be bad, but not this bad. nationalists from all across the country took trains here and occupied the area where parade was supposed to start, waiting to begin a massacre. the first people to have appeared at the spot were brutally beaten, there are 4 officially unconfirmed deaths of teenagers. they were attacking children they pledged to protect from “gay pedophiles”.
i saw them covered in blood. i saw them crying. i saw them running, hiding in nearby shops, chased through the streets by organised groups of nazis that kept screaming: WE’LL KILL ALL FAGGOTS. 50 grown men against a single kid. 10 different men against a 14-year-old girl. she was thrown on the ground, kicked, and beaten, because she had a rainbow on her shirt.
the parade was disrupted, but continued to march on. the amount of rocks, bricks, glass beer bottles, bottles with piss, rotten eggs, explosives that were thrown at us, is uncountable. my throat is sore from screaming RUN RUN RUN each time some landed nearby. then they exploded. have you ever experienced the ringing in your ears, so frequently shown in war movies after a grenade detonates nearby? i did, yesterday. people have burns, traumatic brain injuries, broken bones, broken noses, not to mention bruises and cuts. i saw so much blood that day.
we were choking because of smoke and pepper spray that police used against those who attacked them. them, not us. people who threw rocks/glass/bricks/explosives/eggs, slicing our temples, cracking our skulls, breaking our bones, are facing no consequences, unless they’ve attacked the policemen. 25 had charges pressed against them. 25 out of thousands who gathered with the sole purpose of attacking us. they outnumbered and surrounded us. they chased people after the parade ended, screaming death threats. screaming that they will find us through the photos, and kill us.
do you know what our right-wing media does? they’re claiming we, the peaceful parade whose numerous members are currently hospitalized with terrible injuries, were the ones who threw rocks/glass/bricks/explosives/eggs at “good christians who were protecting traditional values”. do you know what our church does? it’s thanking those who attacked us.
the church approves violence.
and so does the government.
welcome to poland. run.
Those at fault always try to turn it around so it looks like the victims are to blame. Inhumane, all of it…
Here’s my confession of the week. I think pornstaches are sexy
shut the fuck up
I would let any man with a pornstache *** *** **** ** **** *** ******
may i buy a vowel?
You may not
i want my fucking honda civic
this post is the equivalent of beating a raging hornet’s nest with an enflamed baseball bat.
What the fuck does this even mean no it is not
When you’re trying to act normal in front of a group of people you barely know and someone mentions one of your special interests
marvel has so much money and not one dollar of it is ever spent on graphic design
but this will cost them quite a lot after i bill them for the time i spent looking at it
Ahhhh yes that’s the good stuff
If you like this sort of thing may I suggest Dan Bell’s Dead Mall Series where he walks around and films (mostly) old and abandoned shopping malls while giving trivia about why the places are abandoned. It’s extremely fascinating and relaxing.
This is such a fucking funny way to write “I was almost killed today”